Short and sweet...

Happy birthday to Mr Alan, Moderator, Garda member, specials hater, drunk irishman.

Al, you don't get this for another year so make the most of it while you can

Erm.. get drunk

Erm.. have the day off tomorrow to recover

I had 3 beers, I'm 6'4 and around 12-13 stone so that wasnt drunk no where near it.

Anyway I dont drink that often anyways, I resent the druken Irishman comment, the rest is true