Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

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If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

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Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

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Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?

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Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

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Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

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