Forget the rest, join the best


http://www.essex.police.uk/recruitment/r_cont.php

Think I might transfer Dick. What ya think? Think I'd make a good partner?


Look out essex here I come

You'd probably get arrested for being a terrorist with your Irish accent

*Remembers to apply to Essex in three years time*

Hmmmmm No thanks, not enough hills, sheep or horses!!!

Stranger things have happened Dick. Would you like me as a partner?

If I could get you to shoot to a competent level I can't see there being a problem

Might be a problem

The shooting would be the least of your problems Al, its the having to learn how to say 'Geeza', and 'treacle' to the punters and how to pronounce worlds like 'fink' or 'fanks' when you actally mean 'think' or 'thanks'!!!

Ah sure I'll give it a go 'fanks' mate

I see that in less than 12 hours Essex have now closed recruitment again due to the sheer volume of requests for application packs.

I got them all to make sure Sarge didn't apply

Ha ha ha LOL

Oh bugger Ill get you next time Dick