Well, I have just posted in the 'are you?' topic then I saw this forum just for newcomers like myself.

Name: Greg (well Gregory actually but ahem... I'm not too keen on it personally)

Gender: Male the last time I checked

Age:37

Force: Greater Manchester Police GMP

Role: Special Constable

Rank: Special Constable (I don't like the idea of being drawn away from front line duties and for this reason I have never appplied or accepted offers of promotion

Service: 9 years

Full Time Job: Civvy for GMP

Other: I am married and have two boys.

Ok Greg this is an introduction to a forum not a job interview or parole hearing were pretty relaxed here although i must commend you for you presentation looks good

Welcome to the site buddy, hope to see you participating in the other forums.

Welcome to WWP Greg, as your the new boy put the kettle on

Also thanks to Orinoco and Oldbillplod for their welcome ... must admit this site is pretty unique in the way that any new member receives a warm welcome

We aim to please. Mine's white with two sugars.

Welcome Greg, mine's white no sugar. (as I'm sweet enough)

Welcome Greg, mines also white no sugar. If you need a hand with the paper work, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T ask me sorry!!!

Grag the reason for the warm welcome is that you have your hand on the kettle Tea white 3 sugars please and 1st dibs on the biccys respect rank fellas

Tea's up!

Only two cups, There are six of us, Who's going without.

Sarge, your bound to be a station cat! you can have a saucer!

Ha ha ha

Or just take everything off the plate and an even bigger receptical to have his cream from!!!!

Jon are you an english teacher ??

Who else would use the word " receptical " in everyday use

Buggar off the lot of ya.

I dont want no saucer of no cup i want a good big oul mug right

SPC Teacher strikes again *cough* nerd *cough*