| QUOTE (Oldbillplod @ November 26, 2006 10:46 pm) |
| My theory though not so grand as Jims is this. The restaurant where he went to the night he was allegedly poisoned russled him up a nice cod in batter sauce as requested by him from the menu. However when they went to knock one up for him realised that they had none left other than a few scraps of cod left over from lunch time. So as not to loose face they squeezed them together and stuck them in the microwave to cook him the meal. Unbeknown to them the microwave was leeking gamma rays as it was faulty and along with the reheating of the cod (because we all know you shouln't reheat fish) gave him food and radioactive poisoning thus making him pop his clogs. Simple. |
| QUOTE (Orinoco @ November 27, 2006 08:30 pm) |
| There is a flaw in your logic Dick, he died from alpha-radiation that had gotten inside his body, not gamma. |
| QUOTE (Oldbillplod @ November 27, 2006 09:50 pm) | ||
So they would have you believe |
| QUOTE (Oldbillplod @ November 27, 2006 09:50 pm) | ||
So they would have you believe |
| QUOTE (Doghandler @ November 28, 2006 03:30 pm) |
| The whole episode can be easily explained if the cod he ate had been caught in the Irish Sea off Sellafield. ............... .............. Mind you he probably didn't have enough radiation in his body for this. |